"What's with you today?"
"What's with today today?"

"Hey Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime?"
"Not entirely perfect."

"How old are you?"
"Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall."
<to the cops on the phone> "Yeah, he's a juvenile."

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