For some reason, the humour reminds me of Terry Pratchett <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
(ig. "All apart from one drop of blood that fell on a small hill in Northern Rivellon and that spawned a particularly nice crop of petunias.")
Enjoyed reading it, keep up the good work! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />