I am way beyond that point but now I get it

'Mummy Spider' as in mother spider and not the mummy with bandages <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!