I've got the USB chair of motivation. Every time i lean back out of frustration a wave file plays telling me

"don't give up it's my fault I crash a lot, don't find the correct information, reason you don't have a girlfriend now, eason your life suck$....."

realy gives me a positive feeling that it's not my fault <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!