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#238170 25/05/04 06:19 PM
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That's it I lost all faith in God today.

Seccond time I lost an online texas holdem poker tournament in the first 10 minutes. In one week

First time:
My 2 cards big slick suited (AK of spades)
Player before me goes all in (500$)
I follow
player behind me allso goes all in (1000$ added)
I call (It's big slick SUITED)
flop comes
Ace six four
I made top pair
other players has 6 2 off suit
*cheering in my room screaming SHOW ME THE MONEY*
the turn comes 5
*surley he will not catch a straight on the river the odds are ... well theire microscopicly small*
the river : 3

By bye money

2d time:
My 2 cards wires kings , Cowboys ,King Kong,Kangaroos (a pair of kings in your hand)
I was second on the table with 5700$
I bet 600$
chipleader goes all in (with 9 jack suited)
I call
on the flop a king comes flop was a rainbow
that trips of kings for me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
On the river that dude gets a flush

that are 2 tournaments i lost because the player i lost to got 2 running cards that they needed to beat me.

Like I said Theire is no god. Or he is a sarcastic B*. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

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Morbo #238171 25/05/04 06:26 PM
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Ouch, that sucks dude. Real money?? Didn't know you were a gambling man......


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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No it was fake money (lucky) But the winner can compete in a tournament that if he wins he can go to a WPT event (buy in 4000 $ real money (free for the winner)) where the price pot is mostly ocer 3 000 000 $. A man can dream can't he.

PS: favorite poker players: Gus Hansen, Howard Lederer. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
most hate players: n00bs that go all in with crap cards (2 5 suited is not a good hand and never will be) and win by aa fluke of luck <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />


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Yeah, damn n00bs! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Is it just straight poker? I have no idea. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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Morbo #238175 25/05/04 07:14 PM
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Interesting.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> Cheers oh green one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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2 weeks ago i was 97th out of 5200 contestants. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Dude i just noticed your sig....Futurama is on weeknights at 2200 CST on cartoon network...at least i think its 10 may be 1030

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yeah but no new episodes have been made theire all reruns now <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />


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Like I said Theire is no god. Or he is a sarcastic B*.
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Come on beaten with wired kings and big slick suited <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Well it wasn't as bad as that guy that lost with quads of fours vs quads of tens (bad beats <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />)


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Well I just lost in the first hand
I had a pair of kings before the flop so I bet a modest raise
Every one folds exept one guy
that jacka$$ goeas all in (In the first hand <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />)
i call (2 kings is the 2nd best hand you can have before the flop first on beeing 2 aces and third one beeing big slick)
He shows a measely 9 jack ofsuit (two under card to my pair)
flop comes
10 jack queen
Ok I was a bit woried here becaues he could make a straigt with a 8 or a king but their was nothing I could do since I went all in.
the turn
5
Then I realized that he was in pretty good shape he had a pair (lower then mine) but he had 11 outs (2 kings, 3 eights, 3 nines (that would give him 2 pair)and 2 jacks (gives him trips) )
the river comes:
JACK


Out of nature i am a very very very tight player (only play aces, kings, and ace kings unless I am small stacked) But this drives me mad.
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I qualified for a online poker tourny where the price money is 200 000$ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />. the winner gets 50 000$. So everyone wish me luck (and don't jinx it). I on my part will do my best at the tourney and will pray to God, Allah, Satan(and all his aliases: Beelzabub, lucifer, Lews, Mr smith ...) , Boedha .... for a good conclusion. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


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@Morbo
where are you playing Texas Hold'em?

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Yep, tourney over. Was 76 of 620 players.

13 places before the money (500$) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />


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