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6.1 months: chasing women


That's it? I don't need a test to tell me that statistic. I already know I've wasted 17.75 years chasing women.

5.9 years sleeping
7.7 months making waves
1.8 years working for the man
1.5 years eating
1.1 years hungover
2.3 months counting calories
2.8 years looking at myself
1.2 weeks fixing printers
11.1 months pumping iron

80% busy bee
20% sloth