Heh, I totally agree with you there...
If any of you guys know what horrible things I've had to do to my computer to get this game to play...oh wait, I'm sure you guys have had to do plenty as well.

I've installed my graphics card about 5 times now, I've uninstalled/reinstalled my sound card, I've changed my page file, created a new swap on another drive, messed with my I/O page lock size, tested out every memory setting I could think of, disabled DMA on all my drives, disabled UDMA/66, flash updated my ROM bios with the latest flash, flash updated my bios with a slightly older flash, installed/reinstalled the game about 15 times, swapped out my IDE controller card with a better one, reinstalled all my motherboard drivers, screwed around with all kinds of bios settings...and still...
The game crashes randomly. However, by forcing the bluescreen, I did discover that it's causing a kernel page fault. Sometimes, my ATi VPU recovery is able to catch it and keep it from bluescreening me, but that's about 50% of the time. Sometimes, it plays longer if I set my Win2k display config to 800x600 and 16 bit color.
I don't know. It's a fun game, when it's working, and I did pay 40 bucks for it, so I feel like I have to get something out of it. I'm considering just reinstalling Win2k from scratch, updating everything, and trying again...but my gut feeling tells me that this game has something personal against my ATi Radeon 9000 (128MB model), and no amount of effort is going to change that. But that's only a gut feeling...I could be wrong there (but there's something funky going on with that...the video sometimes stops responding, which is why I get the VPU recover stuff).
I've posted all this on the support forum, but haven't heard anything that I haven't tried already. Hopefully, if/when the patch ekes up to version 2, I'll be able to run it...either that, or I'll have a new video card by then. We'll see which happens sooner...