You obviously can see the reviewer is an egoist ignoramus.
survivor sounds a bit odd. Essentially, it’s a combination of a thief and an assassin.
Looks like he has no idea what D&D means as in Dungeons & Dragons, a Rogue might be a thief, an assassin or anything else.
Whereas I simply can't understand what he tried to say in this part:
Underneath a horribly confusing allocation tree, there is a very deep skill tree.
Restating the obvious won't make the review any funnier:
Combat in Beyond Divinity is simple enough. When you enter an area with enemies, they’ll attack you and you have the option to stand there and die or you can fight.
His "Diablo II killer" comments are simply ludicrous: half of the RPG games which were ever released were named "Diablo Killers" in the
preview. Of course, in the
review, everything was changed. "E3 Game of the Show" becomes "Coaster of the Month".
Don't you mind this guy. Let him play his Diablo and read other reviews.