uh oh. i'm leaving. hey do ya' think I could get a job as a security guard instead??? what do ya' say??? how about, these are my terms
1. I get my toe back 2. I get my leg back 3. I'm let out of Jvb's stomach 4. 50 gold coins a day 5. a place to sleep 6. a note that says 'this food is poison, do not eat'. 7. someone human signs this.
what da' ya mean tatoo's??? does that mean I get a tatoo of a dragon on my arm, and it means I belong to you, like a guartd.
----------- sign here please. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Lews didn't you know a battle hardened warrior earns more money? ie Loss of toe, etc. No, no you value yourself too highly 50 Gold <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> How about you apply to Nero (my official Body Guard & the person in charge of all new hires)
Tattoos?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> Ah Kiya is our artist and does all new designs - you have to earn a good tattoo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> You do NOT get "Dragon" at all - nope not even - never, unless you straighten up your act here on Larian!
<whisper, whisper> Ask the other guys about the Kiya's sulfer and alum solution. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Beware <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> as in skull and crossbones. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Off to work. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />