"...and Christian Ronaldo goes in for the tackle "
I reckon this would've got it if you hadn't over-emphasized the pun there plow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
However I shall award the prize to Lordmalis for his 'Siamese twins' one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />