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5 sec out the door and all the answers come to me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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Yay, I'm a winner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Heres mine:
"Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid" - Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander
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haircuts are relative <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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Bean: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
"Misunderstanding the concept of rap Einstein took the MC to the max and squared it." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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I can see my future in this machine
"I Will be reincarnated as a black boxing promoter"
2nd "The real reason that Einstein invented the nuclear bomb"
Always laughing with my hair those bullies, I'll show em. I'll nuke em.
Last edited by Morbo; 23/06/04 05:50 PM.
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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"Bloody hell! This Electric Butterfly flew right trough my Turbo Butterfly-Net®!"
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I don't get why they call this a 'micro'phone
It's one of these days...
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"Th-th-there's this p-positron that g-goes into a bar and-and-and he says to the ba-barkeeper Oh wait... No, it was a neutron! And-and he say "May I have a charge?" Oh crap. I-I've stuffed this up."
"The old explosive-in-the-microphone trick. That's the third time I've fallen for that this week!"
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THIS is why I never invented this!
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The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? ~Jeremy Bentham
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"The early prototypes of the Prism Tower confused the enemy by messing with their haircuts. Wicked and deadly!".
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einstein:"WHAT THE **** is that thing?!" assistant:"euh... sir, you invented it" einstein:"I know that, but wat IS is it?!"
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
einstein:"where'd my cat go? you know, the small white one" assistant:"I think it went up the roof when you fired your machine"
cast: einstein: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> assistant: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> small white kitty: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />
I am Spore, Evil Lord and son of Chyandum, evil God of all Doom, Darkness, Despair, Destruction, Death and Diseases.
two rules:
[u]I live, you die[/u]
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einstein:"WHAT THE **** is that thing?!" assistant:"euh... sir, you invented it" einstein:"I know that, but wat IS is it?!" ------
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Einstein: "Mann ,i don't like what apple is doing with theire new computer design..."
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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The gamma-ray hairdryer was unfortunately, a failure....
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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You guys are too funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> But, alas, there can only be one winner: HandEFood! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> "Th-th-there's this p-positron that g-goes into a bar and-and-and he says to the ba-barkeeper Oh wait... No, it was a neutron! And-and he say "May I have a charge?" Oh crap. I-I've stuffed this up."
"Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid" - Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander
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Yeehee! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> This next one's taken from one of my all time favourite games, StarTopia. Apologies on the size
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The thing finaly found his home. But where is mr fantastic and the human torch? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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The train for Paris arrives at 1:30 on track #9.
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? ~Jeremy Bentham
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"After reading Tolstoy's Anna Karenina, Moofy the dog decided to end his life by ending his sad existance."
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