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I'm sorry but these aren't the harry potter auditions.

wow, Jezus IS alive!!!

Gandalf: hej, like my new sandals? I got them for free after I'd beaten the Balrog
Girl: eh, Gandalf, they make you look like Jezus....

eh sry 4 those, I'm running dry on my yearly supply of funny comments...
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> funny ones sofar!

yet again, the cast:
Gandalf: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />
Girl: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

And today on the news, Gandalf broke out of TV land and kidnapped a little girl. Please help us find them. { announcer voice ]

guy> I put on my robe and wizard-hat
girl> f* I f*ing told you not to talk to me again.

Ok very difficult, to decide.
They’re all VERY close to each other
But here are my best laughs:

[color:"orange"]1) @lord malis:[/color]
"Childhood trauma starts here"
[color:"orange"]2) @spick :[/color]
Little girl says.."And you know where you can shove that stick !!,bringing me here!!"
[color:"orange"]3) @Morbo:[/color]
"How did gandolf survive the fall in moria?
He went to a LOTR convention
Was it the one convention TO RULE THEM ALL
[color:"orange"]4) @Handefood:[/color]
"I don't think we're in Middle Earth anymore..."

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

"i gotta write down your names or something!"

Why thankyou Bean, i'm overwhelmed, i'll dig out a picture tomorrow,i'm busy celebrating Greece's semi final win tonite...party on and crack open another
Strongbow.
Please y'all bear with 'till tomorrow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Congrats Spick!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> But no nudey pics! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

OK here's my Picture...away you go.
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[img][image]http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v55/spick/buttflame.jpg[/img][/image]

How Bob got the nickname "Assdragon."

"damn that sarge and his 'Napalm'-coffee"

1. fire in my hole !!!

2. deleted scene from SuperSize Me.

3. newer measure for allied soldiers to prevent from being taken hostage by terrorists.

4. now THAT is strongbow!

5. after being challenged by costa & dimitris, spick showed the greeks what any exeter man can do under fire & pressure.

6. morbo's possible thesis for his upcoming master degree pursuit.

7. instead of blowing out the candle, janggut blew it like an oil field out of control.

lighting up a sigaret is unhealty and smelly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


talk about flaming a forum


Pff is that it. When I drink wodka a whole night my flame goes 50 meters further

A couple of got me giggling already <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />, 3days 'till i decide, is that right?

Three days should give everyone a chance.


"Dear Mom. I've started working on a rig off the east coast. We're drilling for natural gas and we've found an abundance of it!"

"I think we need to have a word with the chef..."

And from Alex: "The canary's dead. Everybody out of the hole!"

Take careful note of the dual exhaust.

"I didn't do it, smell yourself!"

This is not a go, but i am a South park fan, anybody seen the movie "Bigger longer uncut", could get an idea from that film,never know you might win. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

ok i found the perfect southpark expression:

"Doh!!"

And I always thought that Bill didn't fart because he couldn't keep his mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.