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Ladies an gentlemen gather arounf for the invention you've all been waiting for. The Shike. the bike that will never have a flat tire.
Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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"See.....I said I could put all them left footed shoes I stole from the Shoe shop windows to good use ! !" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
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Is that really Lance Armstrong?
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham
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Ladies an gentlemen gather arounf for the invention you've all been waiting for. The Shike. the bike that will never have a flat tire. Just flat foot... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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"What are you looking at, [nocando]?" *MOD* Ups... apparently I can't participate <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> The word was not that dirty, really... *MOD*
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@lynn: Write it in geek code <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> caption: Johnny Walker before he founded his wiskey brewery
Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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old hand
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"What? So I mistakenly left my bike in the cobblers to be mended! What's the big deal huh?!"
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Bob's first idea was to use Reebok's pumps.
in case he got a flat tire...
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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"Oi! Your shoelace is untied!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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"What are you looking at, [nocando]?" *MOD* Ups... apparently I can't participate <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> The word was not that dirty, really... *MOD* Admin got nocandoed! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> I wonder what the word was? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> They thought Ford was smart! I'll show 'em wrong.
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"I wont BIKE to school" "I'm not walking, I'm not biking, I'm Bilking" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
I am Spore, Evil Lord and son of Chyandum, evil God of all Doom, Darkness, Despair, Destruction, Death and Diseases.
two rules:
[u]I live, you die[/u]
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After robbing a bank,
Clever Ernest made a "false trail" for the investigators...
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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good one bean! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> how about...... it's like riding on air...... Nike Air Bikey. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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"I'm too cheap to buy tires and the wife has too many shoes anyway!"
"Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid" - Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander
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"Oi! Your shoelace is untied!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> that pix speaks for itself very well without caption, which is why it's hard to come up with a good one. however i feel womble's line is funny. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
![[Linked Image from i3.photobucket.com]](https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/tingtongtiaw/jang_sig.png) ......a gift from LaFille......
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I'll give it the full three days, in case there's some last minute inspiration, but I really like some of the ones there so far! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
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"STOP !....THIEF !....He's just stolen Immelda Marcos's bike !!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
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Steve looks angry he got booted from the bicycle factory
Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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Q: And,.do you use the same tires for the whole year?
A: No, in the winter i use spikes, and in the summer i use Sandals
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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Congratulations go to... "Oi! Your shoelace is untied!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
– Womble With the runner-up prize (no pun intended) going to... After robbing a bank,
Clever Ernest made a "false trail" for the investigators...
– the_bean
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Drink Up Ye Cider. 
