To: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, CO NC-1701
From: Federation Commitee for Child Welfare
Capt. Picard,
We have finally located you. This letter is to inform you that you owe $1,264,792,491 Federation credits in back child support to the 34 children you have fathered on 27 different star bases. Payment is due by the end of the week. Thank you.
