Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) The Caption Contest!

1. Geoffrey had to finish all the beer bought for the opening party for his newly formed Teetotalers Club.

2. morbo taking a short break from his studies.

3. lottery number-crunching process took longer than he realised.

"So this was the picture captain picard was looking at his computerscreen..."

9999 Bottles of beer on the wall,
9999 bottles of beer,
take one down,
pass it around,
9998 bottles of beer on the wall.

On TV they said 1/500 bottles has a secret friends ring in it, i've drunk 501, they lie!

I tried running a bar but I nver get any profit <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Oliver Reed relaxes after a drinking session.

General Razor had a hard week. What do they write there? Oh, god, not again! Those Zerg had overtaken our base on Airo-17.. What! They had looted our Drug Store.. taken about 50 tons of our finest freshly-cut hemp.. Why, tell me why! How shall I explain this to the Directorate? No matter general, let's have another... and another drink and forget everything tonight...

"Gee, I'm glad i work in the Bottle bank and not in the Sperm Bank <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

that sounds like a weaner! oops... i mean winner. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

"Only one more week 'till my Wife leaves Hospital"

"Geoffry always enjoyed reading his newspaper at breakfast time."

richard branson started his empire by collecting money for empty bottles even if he had to drink em all.

"Quiz: Find the cola bottle"

Where's Weiser? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

spick wins! his was funniest!

Ok...I'll sort a piccy out later, I'll be watching some Cricket today and going to another BBQ later, I'll do me best . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Ok here ya go, sorry for the delay.
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When Faile is out...

Is that what goes on in a cat house?

*THIS* happens if you drink bud light...