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1. Geoffrey had to finish all the beer bought for the opening party for his newly formed Teetotalers Club.
2. morbo taking a short break from his studies.
3. lottery number-crunching process took longer than he realised.
![[Linked Image from i3.photobucket.com]](https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/tingtongtiaw/jang_sig.png) ......a gift from LaFille......
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"So this was the picture captain picard was looking at his computerscreen..."
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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9999 Bottles of beer on the wall,
9999 bottles of beer,
take one down,
pass it around,
9998 bottles of beer on the wall.
Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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On TV they said 1/500 bottles has a secret friends ring in it, i've drunk 501, they lie! I tried running a bar but I nver get any profit <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
It's one of these days...
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Oliver Reed relaxes after a drinking session.
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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General Razor had a hard week. What do they write there? Oh, god, not again! Those Zerg had overtaken our base on Airo-17.. What! They had looted our Drug Store.. taken about 50 tons of our finest freshly-cut hemp.. Why, tell me why! How shall I explain this to the Directorate? No matter general, let's have another... and another drink and forget everything tonight...
elen sila lumenn omentielvo
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"Gee, I'm glad i work in the Bottle bank and not in the Sperm Bank <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />"
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"Gee, I'm glad i work in the Bottle bank and not in the Sperm Bank <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
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that sounds like a weaner! oops... i mean winner. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
......a gift from LaFille......
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"Only one more week 'till my Wife leaves Hospital"
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"Geoffry always enjoyed reading his newspaper at breakfast time."
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richard branson started his empire by collecting money for empty bottles even if he had to drink em all.
Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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"Quiz: Find the cola bottle"
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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"Quiz: Find the cola bottle" Where's Weiser? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
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"Gee, I'm glad i work in the Bottle bank and not in the Sperm Bank <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />" spick wins! his was funniest!
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Ok...I'll sort a piccy out later, I'll be watching some Cricket today and going to another BBQ later, I'll do me best . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
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Ok here ya go, sorry for the delay. . . ![[Linked Image]](http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v55/spick/atworkcat.jpg)
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It's one of these days...
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Is that what goes on in a cat house?
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham
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*THIS* happens if you drink bud light...
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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Drink Up Ye Cider. 
