Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) The Caption Contest!

"Blurp, I shouldn't have eaten that computer mouse..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

From the sequel to Cat On a Hot Tin Roof

NEW from HASBRO,
the remote elektronic housecat
now with a free virtual kitty's litter box.
(batteries not included)

it can sit
it can S-hit,
it will smell like the real thing
it will loose it's hair
And it has self build-in defence systems for dogs (pepper spray & electr. stunner)

whe ... where am I? ... 8... 9... 10... Knock Out! ... aah the catfight.

"A cat, trying to look at the picture of those 2 cops."

This just in....... Cat's brain linked to computer, still won't come when it's called! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

An early leader me thinks. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Yeah well, still got eight left.

Cat (dreamily):

"Wow! Life hasn't been the same since Garfield discovered where Jon hides the Viagra...."

Hakea wins the hotseat by a mile! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Yikes, thank you for the honour! If I understood the rules right that means I need to posts another pic. A hasty search round the net threw up this mysterious scene.





Edit: Removed own attempt at caption. Probably poor form to pre-empt others' captions...

kennedy's space race failed ideas:

amongst them are failed space-age milting techniques.

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elvis thought stardom was literal in meaning & considering it as a career move.

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ikea's early innovation in trying to put spacemen in comfort while travelling to outer space.

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jurak's buddies thought a tub would be better than the chair.

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"So I er....attach this tube to the end of my penis and..."

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Worlds first games console

Guy in back "That's it, you're holding the joypad correctly. Now the suit is for your own protection as Bill here will rock the seat to enhance your game playing experience."

astronaut: where did NASA get these guys, from a sitcom?

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At this museum, some sort of suit that dates back to the time where apes still had power over humans is displayed. Scientists still pounder about what the apes used it for.

"I don't think the kids will buy it."

"It didn't take long for the 3 scientist to figure out,
that astronaut John felt asleep again,
while the spacecraft was already on its way to Mars..."

"Getting a lipposucktion in those days was a challenge on its own..."

Some good captions already. Keep 'em coming. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

It’s always fascinating to see how other people can see totally different things in the same picture.

I can’t resist chucking in a couple of (non competing) entries of my own.

1:

Little know facts about The Stars #427:

Increasing loss of bladder control in Roy Orbison’s later years led to his commissioning the development of a combined incontinence suit and recording studio.

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2.

The day NASA was forced into a complete rethink of the recipe for space rations:

Seconds after this photo was taken, Neil Armstrong farted and blew the front clean off the life support cabinet.

Guy with the pipe: How's Armstrong's therapy going?
Other guy: Bad. He hasn't removed that space suit for 3 months.

Neil Armstrong: I'm going to the moon! Wheeeeeeee!

The ultimate video gaming device.

This initial real life model for the Death Knight was later scrapped.