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Joined: Mar 2003
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"What do you mean officer? i get a fine for walking upside down?"
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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Joined: Mar 2003
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"The Lourve will display anything as art, even their security guards."
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Joined: Dec 2003
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"You were right, hehe, I can see up her dress. I can't believe you convinced her this was a part of the "new" DUI test."
I thought it was "pigs in a blanket" not "pigs on the wall."
"Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid" - Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander
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Joined: Aug 2003
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And you wonder how the scream got stolen. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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enthusiast
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Joined: Mar 2004
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Deciding will be really hard... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Der Mensch ist das edelste Lebewesen. - Das erweist sich schon daraus, dass ihm noch kein anderes widersprochen hat.
(G.C. Lichtenberg)
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Joined: Apr 2003
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"When i said put your feet up,that isn't what i meant!!" . "Aaawwww....Isn't it nice to take the weight of your feet"
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Joined: Mar 2003
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"I told you that burglar looked waaaay to big for us to handle!"
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"Still shot of Police Academy 15"
It's one of these days...
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Joined: Aug 2003
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"Still shot of Police Academy 15"
don't laugh wit that police Police Academy 8 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> is in the works and yes Hollywood is out of ideas.
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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Joined: Mar 2003
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This is what happens in England if you dial 666... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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Joined: Nov 2003
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News just in " Crooked cops bend too far! "
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Joined: Mar 2003
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This is what happens in England if you dial 666... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Hehe... That's what I first thought, but I thought it was too obscure. And I couldn't remember the number.
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Joined: Mar 2003
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"John? YES? Your shoe is untied!"
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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Joined: Apr 2003
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Security Guards to their Boss..."Which way did the thief go?" Boss........"I don't know... Use your heads"
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Joined: Apr 2003
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"the sarge told us to use our heads for more than a hatrack..... and see.... maybe he will take us off foot patrol for good this time.
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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Joined: Mar 2004
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I liked almost all of your captions! But when I looked closely at the picture I found these cops definitely have a sleepish expression. That's why HandEFood wins: "What's worse? Your boss catching you asleep on the job or a bunch of mischief makers?"
Der Mensch ist das edelste Lebewesen. - Das erweist sich schon daraus, dass ihm noch kein anderes widersprochen hat.
(G.C. Lichtenberg)
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Joined: Apr 2003
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Ya Booo!! They are awake AND the one with a fat face nearest to us has a huge grin on his chops. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Joined: Mar 2004
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It's a sleepy grin, and they just woke up to find themselves upside down, don't you think? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Well, I'm really sorry, would have liked to reward you all! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Der Mensch ist das edelste Lebewesen. - Das erweist sich schon daraus, dass ihm noch kein anderes widersprochen hat.
(G.C. Lichtenberg)
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Joined: Mar 2004
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"Aaawwww....Isn't it nice to take the weight of your feet" Spick, you are second best, okay? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Der Mensch ist das edelste Lebewesen. - Das erweist sich schon daraus, dass ihm noch kein anderes widersprochen hat.
(G.C. Lichtenberg)
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Joined: Mar 2003
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Thank you!  I'm starting to wonder if this game is rigged...  I had the perfect picture to follow on from that, but I couldn't find it.  Here's the next best one I could find. Enjoy!
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Joined: Aug 2003
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next on CSI (cat scene investigation): look at that yellow string where is the canarie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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