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NASA's first attempt at faking the space program....
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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Pop-music retro pic : "The selection for the 4th beatle wasn't an easy one."
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"Scientists, made this special suit, so you could sit comfortable on that chair."
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"I just gave the robot a beer and he hasn't got up since!"
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'Scuse me, whaddya mean there's no remote? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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3 days are up and it’s time to please one contestant and p*ss off all the others, by declaring a winner…..
Congratulations to all those who entered – all the captions made me smile, and there were a few laugh out loud ones. Several entries were probably equally deserving of victory (Yes, you were robbed, I admit it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ).
But on the basis of two in a row that made me laugh out loud (the astronaut who was still asleep on the ground while his rocket was on the way to Mars, and the lipposuction joke) The_bean wins!
As they say in the lower rungs of Showbiz – “Get ‘em off Bean, you’re on next”…. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Thank you @Hakea <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> Your choise was an honorable and wise one, indeed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> here is a cute one:
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New carnival games get mixed reactions...
1# Baby Toss - fill the pots and win a prize
2# The sequel to Gopher Smash! Baby Smash...bop them on the head with your hammer when they pop their heads up
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Baby standing up
"Excuse me, I think I'm gonna need a clean pot!"
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Baby standing up
"Excuse me, I think I'm gonna need a clean pot!" Baby on the left-hand side: "Me too!" (Sorry, just couldn't resist <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)
Last edited by Sveltje; 01/09/04 03:47 PM.
Der Mensch ist das edelste Lebewesen. - Das erweist sich schon daraus, dass ihm noch kein anderes widersprochen hat.
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why women don't belong in the cloning lab.
It's one of these days...
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Pampers try radical new nappie design!
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"On the ninth day of Christmas "My true love gve to me, "Nine kids a-crying, ..."
"I'll take what's in pot number 3, Larry."
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Why not try our delicious potted shrimps...
On special for a limited time only at MacOrcs Family Restaurant.
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Last edited by Hakea; 02/09/04 02:18 AM.
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Where will it all end? Potheads get younger every year..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
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"Plant your bubs in a rich moist soil and place the pots in a warm sunny spot"….
Tulip suppliers ‘Bulbs R Us’ discover the limitations of relying on a spellchecker for their Spring Bulb Catalogue …..
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children of the bean: bean sprouts
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..... obviously with such free gifts, Helda couldn't sell off even one pot.
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the worst kind of present a girlfriend can give to a fun-loving bachelor.
![[Linked Image from i3.photobucket.com]](https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/tingtongtiaw/jang_sig.png) ......a gift from LaFille......
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"Children are for life, not just for Christmas."
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children of the bean: bean sprouts
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> Concise, witty, and cunningly flattering the judge of the contest! This one will be hard to beat. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> Mind you, "Kids are for life, not just Christmas" from HandyEFood and Plowking's baby toss contest look pretty good too..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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potty training
They have no legs!!
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? ~Jeremy Bentham
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