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Clay pot's now for only 9,99$ get it now! [color:"#666666"]Babys not included. [/color]

The revolutionary 'plant pot' method of artifical insemination has reported 100% success rate. The mechanics of the process are too revolting for some, however.

Cassanova’s garden shed:

Before the advent of reliable DNA testing, the Paternity Squad often simply planted the evidence…

Ok,
I’m back,
I wasn’t home for the weekend,
Went a few days partying, back in my hometown,
Just to check out if people still recognise my face there <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

This one was for me the best caption:



Congratulations @Janggut!

the other one’s that gived me the loudest laughs (in no particular order)
@Plowking : “Baby Toss - fill the pots and win a prize”
@HandEFood : “I'll take what's in pot number 3, Larry.”
@Dragermosran : Clay pot's now for only 9,99$ get it now! (Babys not included.)

Congrats, Janggut! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

I still like Dragermosran's runner-up caption! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

i like your thought provoking one, HEF: babies aren't for xmas, they're for life. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

anyways, thanks to bean for choosing me as a weiner .... weaner .... weener .... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> ok bean, so thanks for choosing me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

wow! i'm a two-trick pony! yay! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> ok, so here goes another pix;

"Yes,yes, they make lovely balloons - but that was the ship's last 5 condoms..."
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

Vulcans have an extreme developed touch sense, these sillicon packs make me horny.

"This is an 5 miljon $ show, and THIS paper plant is our main enemy to attack?"

Oh great. Kirk'll be making alien babies everywhere! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

"Just think, Captain, if we catch enough of these things, we might be able to make coloured uniforms!"

"Look at these alien tampons!"

"Well, if the series ends, we can always get jobs as jugglers."

"now, i wonder wich pokemon this is..."

let's recycle some quotes.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

"it's a trap!"

guy in right back: E-OW, no scrambled eggs for you, mommy-gaintaliencarnivorebirdthing looks pretty angry.

"Yes, yes... I'll sign your wings. How do you spell <krttzibizz>?"

These pads will clean the mess off, but next time remember not to put your mascara on during re-entry....

Damn! That's the last time I put Spock in charge of hiring blue DVDs to entertain the crew...

"YOU BUY BLUE CIRCLE YOU BE VERY HAPPY, I sell NUMBER ONE BLUE CIRCLE to you for low low price see!!"

Hey, cool sneeze Spock.... Now let's see what's up the other nostril.

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They’re lightweight, budgerigar-flavoured Vulcan poppadums Jim.