Wife on CellPhone; Hello dear, I seem to have a small problem with the car!
Husband busy at work; Huh, yeah .. what's the Problem?
Wife on CellPhone; I cant get the door to close !!
Husband busy at work; What the F.. is the matter with you just close the bluddy door ok !!!!

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"