Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) The Caption Contest!

"tickets please!"

Microsoft is outsourcing.

My wife doesn't usually enter this competition, but when I showed her the pic she came up with this:
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"OK,own up.... who farted in the dining car..."

I expect we'll lose a few when she goes supersonic after Calcutta....

Somewere in the middle of the train someone says: "Hi I'm from Pakistan, were are you fr..."

"Quiz: Find the hidden train"

Noticeboard at New Delhi Train station

Free Passage to Bombay!

Couple of realy good ones at the momment...BUT, should it count if it's your wifes idea and not your own??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Definitely NOT I'd say! Particularly as she's unlikely to be available to find another pic and be the judge for the next round. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Here's one from me.

You can always tell when Michael Jackson arrives by the crowd of hangers-on that he brings....

organized crime, it's all about manpower.

"If you buy a miniature model of an Indian train.
Do you get the miniature people in the box also?"

"The all new Human Magnet!"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Just when I thought that there couldn't be any more different ideas left, up pop two more beauties! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Never doubt the insane mind! <twitch>

not a funny caption here. neil young's Heart Of Gold song popped up in my mind when i saw the pix.

I was waiting for the magnet one, thats how my mind works. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
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Right i'm singing these next few lines, so here goes.....
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One more day to go,
One more day of sorrow,
One more day to go,
and i'll anounce the winner tomorrow..........Ta daaa. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Those people are going to be pissed off,
if they realize they took the wrong train <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Britain's Rail System, 2014."

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> I didn't see that one before! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

"I paid 1000 rupees for this seat....."
"You should see those poor buggers in second class!"

Paltry offering I know but my attempt at it.

"Thomas the tamil engine" gets it for me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />