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"Well I wore this box to take the attention away from my awful pants..."  
 
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"Hey! You're supposed to take the clothes out of the box before you wear them!"  
 
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"The writers for Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers have really run out of ideas for bad guys."
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Some very funny ones already <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> They'll be hard to top, but scraping the bottom of the barrel, I found a few more:
 
  This year boxer shorts are OUT, but boxer T-shirts are IN.
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  "I still prefer a phone booth when I change into Superman, but sometimes you have to improvise..."
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  Yawn! Not MORE athletics on the box again tonight....
     
 
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   Whoops. one more and then I promise I'll shut up  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
 
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  Nigel was still shy about showing off his new breast implants in public....       
 
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"Lost: One magician's assistant."  
 
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robbie the robot is optimistic that he can surpass edward scissorhand's level of humanity. all that he needs now is edwards's body & ..... . ***** the box that launch a thousand captions.  
 
 
![[Linked Image from i3.photobucket.com]](https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/tingtongtiaw/jang_sig.png) ......a gift from LaFille......
  
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keep up the good work!  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> there are already some that made me laught enough so that the neigbours would complain about the noise <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />    
 
  
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"Lost: One magician's assistant."   Nice one HandEFood. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I racked my brains trying to come up with that one, and rejected all sorts of over-wordy captions about the old 'saw the lady in half' trick, and variations on how it was done... As always, it's the short simple caption that works best. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />    
 
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Am I wearing something for you? stop staring!
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  after cheating Davidson got boo'ed and trown at with boxes.  
 
  
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here is the winner: Congradulations @Womble! btw, this was my caption: "the first design for the Borg ship , wasn't a real succes"   
 
  
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Wooohooo! Cheers Bean old buddy! I haven't won in ages.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
  Let me dig out a suitably odd piccie.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />   
 
  
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 I haven't won in ages.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />   I haven't won at all <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> (they have something against me, I know it, I know it. Yes, they're all after me, they are. But they won't get me, I assure you they won't ("Just because your paranoid don't mean they're not after you" Territorial Pissing by Nirvana)) Ubereil    
 
  
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Wooohooo! Cheers Bean old buddy! I haven't won in ages.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
  Let me dig out a suitably odd piccie.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />    Womble, where are you?   
 
  
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Probably enjoying his weekend.  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />  
 
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I was until now...double shifts this week,will still have a go once Womble wakes up. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />  
 
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Maybe he's taking his camera, and is searching for a crazy pic himself  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />   
 
  
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  Something to snicker at while we're waiting.  This pic crops up on quite a few sites around the net. Not Now Kid!   
 
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Don't know what to say... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
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Oh my God it's Handefood! And now we know where his nick comes from.  
 
  
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? ~Jeremy Bentham
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