Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) The Caption Contest!

Looks like everyone's finished, so:

THE WINNER IS...

Umm, well, another hard decision. I'm lousy at judging. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Everybody came up with at least one entry that made me laugh. In the end it was a tie between the inspired silliness and punchy wording of Womble's "woohoo, I can see my house from here" and Mea Culpa's clever idea that there had been a female donkey in the picture that had vanished leaving her 'lover' literally up in the air.

I had an ancient great aunt who kept donkeys (which probably accounts for my knowing that a jenny is a female donkey). So by awarding an extra half a point for somehow managing to work sex into the joke AND reminding me of an ancient spinster great aunt all in one line - MEA CULPA wins! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

hmm what am I looking for ?

Back in the old days, carrying the olympic flame was a hazardous task.

"The biggest problem with living in medieval times is not ruining your hair while hunting giant fish."

"Drowning men clutch at straws, but I prefer a root..."

Perhaps Australians are the only ones who'll get the joke above, so:

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"You can’t escape, Beckham, you’ll have to come up for air eventually...."


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Dear Mattel,

The Players Association loves your ‘Cricket Barbie’ concept, but there does seem to have been a slight misunderstanding about what the wickets are used for. Also, rain is not actually a compulsory element of the game…

Doesn't matter. There's an Australian judge after all. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

"MeaCulpa's new restaraunt advert. (I'm sure it relates to the business somehow...)"

"This chain-mail bikini gives me a rash!"

Some horny men on the bank behind her shouting.......
"Thats it darling bend over a bit more, you'll be able to see the fish then"

"As this artists rendition clearly shows, more research is desperately needed into what women wore, how they looked, and what weapons they used back in medieval times." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Don't know if Spick's 'fish' comment can be beaten though.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

"There's always an bigger fish " <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

The guy who's supposed to answear looks at her bum, then at her sword, and then slowly walks away...

Übereil

Hurricanes leave several young pretty women homeless and clothless.

Heh! Good one, Drag.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> My favourite so far! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

"Gronk Glugasha's disguise was working perfectly. Soon the Orcs would penetrate the Amazons!"

"Many people were shocked when they saw Conan the barbarian in his free time...."

In medieval times, no one actually really wanted the tooth fairy to come by when they were sound asleep <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />