Looks like everyone's finished, so:
THE WINNER IS...
Umm, well, another hard decision. I'm lousy at judging. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Everybody came up with at least one entry that made me laugh. In the end it was a tie between the inspired silliness and punchy wording of Womble's "woohoo, I can see my house from here" and Mea Culpa's clever idea that there had been a female donkey in the picture that had vanished leaving her 'lover' literally up in the air.
I had an ancient great aunt who kept donkeys (which probably accounts for my knowing that a jenny is a female donkey). So by awarding an extra half a point for somehow managing to work sex into the joke AND reminding me of an ancient spinster great aunt all in one line - MEA CULPA wins! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />