One more (inspired by a recent news item):
Elton John:
"It's no good Madonna, you still aren't getting your lip-synching in time with the music." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
you should everyone is limited to 2 captions <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
OT:
Girl "Couldn't just buy like a radio?"
Guy "he came with the room"