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My brother came up with this one:
"F*king idiot!"
Übereil
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
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I'll never buy designer furniture again!
It's one of these days...
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"Wonder if I´ll feel better when Sophie Marceau will step in..."
"Never trust the chief of an oil or gas firm... " (this goes to you Mr. G.W.B)
bernhard
live and let die!
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They told me this new laxative would work !
Mea Culpa's Demesne
Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
Old Elven Saying:
"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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OMG you just mentioned you know who's name was banned from this forum...
Presicely! Muahahahahahahahahahaaa! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
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"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond"
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"The man from Del Monte he say NOTHING!! 'till you pay the ransom" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
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"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
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Wait! - I've changed my mind. Cancel the vasectomy, I'll have a haircut instead... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> ---------------------------------------- It's a facelift machine Mr Bond. It will lift yours about fifteen feet. Not the body, you understand - just the face... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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Here's the pic again, as it's dropped from view on the default page layout. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.otterfx.com/pics/bond_chair1.jpg) Bugger! - nothing worse than flat batteries on your Orgasmatron just as it's about to start the vibration cycle.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />
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I wonder if a lady would like too... oh never mind. They don't want to rescue me.
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"playing darts in the middle east,
had it's side effects..."
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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"Why didn't I just choose that comfy looking sofa in the background...Do'h!!"
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"Seriously Steve, I know you think "Tomorrow never dies" is a discrase to filmhistory but isn't this a little extreme?"
"Hun, didn't you say Pierce Brosnan was your favorite actor?"
Übereil
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
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"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond" Spick is out in front! "Seriously Steve, I know you think "Tomorrow never dies" is a disgrace to filmhistory but isn't this a little extreme?"
This is good too! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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I'm placed second, but second isn't good enough <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />! And christ, I'm out of ideas.. Now what am I gonna do? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" /> Bribe the judge! Womble, the next time I see you, I'll by you a hamburger. If I win that is! If not I can allways get one of them chairs. And then I will look for you, not avoid you...
Übereil
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
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Keep trying! You all have one more day! UB: Burger sounds good. Medium-rare, no cheese... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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be ware, this is actually an entry to the contest:
"I'm out of ideas! anyone?"
It's one of these days...
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"So vee meet again Mr. Bond...I did my research and knew you like to keep fit. How do you like my killer benchpress to which I 'ave lured you? It would be vun to watch you die Mr. Bond, but I must take over the world of sports fitness everywhere. I shall leave to now to die with no one to watch, as is my custom. I am thinking perhaps you shall not escape this time...farewell Mr. Bond." Longest caption ever?? Is that worth something at least!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
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"Yes, lockpicks in my shoe...good one Q...*sigh* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />"
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Drink Up Ye Cider. 
