Wait! - I've changed my mind. Cancel the vasectomy, I'll have a haircut instead... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

----------------------------------------


It's a facelift machine Mr Bond. It will lift yours about fifteen feet. Not the body, you understand - just the face... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />