Just for the record, while some people expected it,
I will announce the best 2 caption of my tree pic.
@HandEFood: "In the beginning, God created trees in his image, but they were kinda boring."
And the runner up:
@Draghermosran: shrink: now, release all your anger, think about the happy things in life, look at this picture again... what do you see now?
patient: A smiling man's head
shrink: I don't think your ready yet to get back in society.