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"Ooooh yeh baby...now shove the Orange in my mouth and put the bag over my head...Michael Hutchance(Sp?) eat your heart out" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />   
 
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I'm suprised no-one has made any moneypenny jokes yet. That was close... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />   
 
  
"  Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin 
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I'm suprised no-one has made any moneypenny jokes yet. That was close... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />    Don't expect anyone to pull one off after that post... Übereil    
 
  
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I'm suprised no-one has made any moneypenny jokes yet. That was close... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />    Don't expect anyone to pull one off after that post... Übereil    I'm sure you will Ubereil, Pull one off that is. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />   
 
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Oh dearie me.... UB is er... 'pwned' As the young 'uns say. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />   
 
  
"  Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin 
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Oh dearie me.... UB is er... 'pwned' As the young 'uns say. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />    I get this creepy feeling I just said something REALLY stupid. I allso get the feeling I know what I said... Übereil <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />    
 
  
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"in fact, it's a coat hanger"  
 
  
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  "So vee meet again Mr. Bond...I did my research and knew you like to keep fit. How do you like my killer benchpress to which I 'ave lured you? It would be vun to watch you die Mr. Bond, but I must take over the world of sports fitness everywhere. I shall leave to now to die with no one to watch, as is my custom. I am thinking perhaps you shall not escape this time...farewell Mr. Bond."      <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> Very 'Austin Powers' there plowking. Definately gets the award for 'longest caption'  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />    
 
  
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Not as good as Austin Powers though. That one is just perfect (Austin Powers that is...). That happens in EVERY Bondmovie (allmost... Or is it every?).
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Just for the record, while some people expected it,  I will announce the best 2 caption of my tree pic.
  @HandEFood: "In the beginning, God created trees in his image, but they were kinda boring."
  And the runner up: @Draghermosran: shrink: now, release all your anger, think about the happy things in life, look at this picture again... what do you see now? patient: A smiling man's head shrink: I don't think your ready yet to get back in society.   
 
  
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"Bondage.  James Bondage."  
 
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That's good!  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
  I don't have any good ideas myself, but I have an eye on this thread.  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />     
 
  
Der Mensch ist das edelste Lebewesen. - Das erweist sich schon daraus, dass ihm noch kein anderes widersprochen hat. 
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 I don't have any good ideas myself, but I have an eye on this thread.  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />  Just like me... Übereil    
 
  
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  "Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond"      Or....   Both are excellent, as are many others. Drum roll please.... the winner is.... Spick! (again!) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Take it a away me ol' mucker.    
 
  
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Again, Again...It's like Deja-Vu all over again. I'll look out a piccy this s'affy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />  
 
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Right dug this up from last years Chrimbo cards and covered over the actual words that the Rein Dear was saying.  WELL, get on with it already!!. . .       
 
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Santa: "That'll only make him bite harder Rudolf. Wait till I've finished peeing down this chimney and I'll come and stick my finger up its butt. That usually works!"
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