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man in the water , thinking : "What the hell am I doing here???"


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And Gal: I hope you had your house insured <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


We have fire-insurance, but it doesn't cover natural disasters. Why not? Because this normally doesn't happen around here. It has been the first time over a 100 years! And then still, it was because of some sewer problem back then, and it never was that bad as now. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


the real reason why natural disasters are rarely covered is because when 1 client has suffered one, probably many will too, wich isn't marketable. i've read some clauses from insurancies for houses, cars etc hat to for school and each and every one of them specificly stated not to cover natural disasters.

Anyway wrong thread.

Caption attempt: "GAAAAAAAL! did you forget you were filling the bathtub again!"


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And Gal, gives a new meaning to "zit je hoog en droog" but at least it is only material things, hopefully no-one lost their life in this


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Keep them coming guys, I could use a good laugh after these hectic days! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />



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Man letting dog out, as usual. Poor dog.


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Man letting dog out, as usual. Poor dog.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />Perhaps he thought it was a Dogfish. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


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guy in car: No i'm NOT asking him dear,if we just keep going im bound to find the right road again.

girl in car: Well i did tell you to go left not right...


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Yea, just go past the floating car, round the half submerged pub, over the roundabout, left at the traffic lights. that u'll get you back on the road

girl in car: I told you!
guy in car: Yes dear...


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I must be honest: Mea made me laugh, Abbadon made me smile, but BEAN made me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
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"Damm, that Imp pipi trap has been jammed again"


Congrats to Bean!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />



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Thank you very much @galadriel!
Now know that you smiled with my caption, you made me smile also! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />(i like smiling people)

i picked this caption, because it looks funny.
This is a piece of artwork, i bought on a cd once.
there are great art drawing of this @Al on it.
All in the fantasy world setting:i will show some more pics in a later time if someone is interrested...
well, here it is..!

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