*Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up*

*Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"*

*Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world*

*Yo mama so fat were in her right now*

*Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise*


Couldn't help it, guys <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />