Listen, listen, I can explain:

See, there's this girl <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />... and, long story short, I ended up wedged between trees...

You're gunna let me down right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

Those penguins will take over the world!