Back on topic!
A clockwork orange
OK, ok... Still, I knew it would be you!!! (Dwarven voice: *Hmmmpf* Damn pointy ears always think they know better! *Grrmph* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />)
That's because we DO know everything better! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> And you're just jealous of our elegant ears <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
