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"that's what you get if you get to many slaps with a wet noodle!"
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I always found Dali a bit of a softie
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Dali was a master of the 4th dimesion, it's a pitty the other first 3 were a bit difficult..."
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Impotence: it can happen to anyone. (And let me just say NO to all you wise guys out there, I'm not talking about myself <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />)
I am in blood
Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.
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Impotence: it can happen to anyone. (And let me just say NO to all you wise guys out there, I'm not talking about myself <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />) Are you really sure? You never know, don't you... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> (sorry Macbeth, couldn't resist)
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Are you really sure? You never know, don't you... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> (sorry Macbeth, couldn't resist) I knew someone would react and I knew it would be you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
I am in blood
Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.
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Are you really sure? You never know, don't you... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> (sorry Macbeth, couldn't resist) I knew someone would react and I knew it would be you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> No you didn't, cause you said [color:"orange"] to all you wise guys [/color] and as far as I know, I'm not a guy... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
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OK, ok... Still, I knew it would be you!!! (Dwarven voice: *Hmmmpf* Damn pointy ears always think they know better! *Grrmph* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />)
I am in blood
Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.
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Back on topic! A clockwork orange OK, ok... Still, I knew it would be you!!! (Dwarven voice: *Hmmmpf* Damn pointy ears always think they know better! *Grrmph* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />) That's because we DO know everything better! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> And you're just jealous of our elegant ears <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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OK! One more day and I will announce the winner (unless my watch melts.) So get your entries in now!
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
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There is no question in my mind as to which is the most clever: As for the funny ones, I'd have to say that this one was good. When my wife saw it she said, "That's funny." Impotence: it can happen to anyone. However, when she saw this next one she laughed so hard that she could not stop. "Government warning: Don't buy a fake Rolex." HandEFood, you win.
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
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Thank you, Cleglaw. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> ![[Linked Image]](http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/wonderman.jpg)
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What do you mean 'is your wife on steroids'? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
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"I don't know what's worst? his clothing or his decorating?"
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"He doesn't foul me! ... That's Cyclops from the X-men!"
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Well, now we know what happened to Macbeth's cat.
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
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"Look Mom, I am SuperGirl ...erm Tranny ? "
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Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
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"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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Oh darn, when I shaved my legs, I forgot my armpits! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
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