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Thanks.  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> I'll post one soon.  
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All right --  here's the next one, a bit cheesy.  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/z9/l/littledaredevil.jpg)  
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Evel Knievel is  back, and he's goin' for the big cheeze!
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 "You know you want it.  Go ahead, touch it.  Noone's looking.  Mmmm cheeeeze.  Do it do it, you wanna... What could go wrong?   <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
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Okay now lemme see Velocity=Spring +Weigth+Trajectory x Seconds, hmm easy just jump from other side!  
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I like your first one, killerzzz!  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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I like your first one, killerzzz!  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Thankyou. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Uno más, methinks. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />  " BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE !!  " Killerzzz    
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 Uno más, methinks. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> I lied. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />  I've got so many ideas for this one. "No animals were harmed during the event of this stunt... 'cept the mouse of course." I'm done now tho'.  Good luck y'all! Killerzzz   
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Hmmm, maybe I should move it another 5 cm's cheeserolls have the habbit of rolling close to walls.  
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"Curiosity killed the cat ??? "  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />  
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If I smell it long enough, will the hunger go away?  
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Ok, i dont need the Cheese really, but i like the kick. And i rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off if i see the Humans Face if the Cheese is disappeared.
 
 Das Ganze ist mehr als die Summe seiner Teile(Aristoteles)
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Donate 1$ to the Animal Cruelty Prevention Fund, and 1 mouse receives a complete safetygear.  
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I can't stop, but the three days are up anyhow so I don't feel  that  guilty.  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
 "The fun is  catchiiiiin' , it's Moouuuse Trap!"
 
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I'll give it another day before I announce the winner.  
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"Should have gone for a cervical collar instead" thinks the mouse once the trap has sprung. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />  
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Look Mr.Cheese...euh... man, I gotta run, see you soon! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />   |  |  |  
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Doh! huh! they don't call me cheese head for nothing !!!  
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