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"this will happen to your kids when they read books!..."  
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Whaddaya mean we "look" different????  
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Leprosy: it could happen to you too.   
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You guys are killing me here! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> Two more days and I can't even pick a winner now! They are all soo damn funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />   |  |  |  
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And that's how I lost my make-up artist job  
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With the new slang of today, its hard for parents to keep up with their kids' linguo.  These days a fairy is not a mythical creature but a homosexual; a bud is not a friend of theirs, but a cigarette.  If you're a wizard, then you are a Pollijuce Potion junkie.
 Do you want your kids to be fairy wizards with a bunch of buds?
 
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 Call 1-800-POTIONSAREBAD now.
 
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With the new slang of today, its hard for parents to keep up with their kids' linguo.  These days a fairy is not a mythical creature but a homosexual; a bud is not a friend of theirs, but a cigarette.  If you're a wizard, then you are a Pollijuce Potion junkie.
 Do you want your kids to be fairy wizards with a bunch of buds?
 
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 Call 1-800-POTIONSAREBAD now.
 
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Tim Burton's re-imagining Harry Porter
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 Harry Porter & the Boogie Nights
 
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 ![[Linked Image from i3.photobucket.com]](https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/tingtongtiaw/jang_sig.png) ......a gift from LaFille......
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Ok, this was such a hard one (figure of speech) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> They where all good and soo damn funny, I loved the Marilyn Manson caption, the "call 0800-POTIONSAREBAD" caption and "this will happen to your kids when they read books!..." a lot, sadly only one can win and Macbeth is this weeks winner!! (for having such a good taste in ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> ) Whips? CheckClamps? Check
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Thanks Galadriel!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Now unleash your imagination on this one people: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.abcgallery.com/B/bosch/bosch56.jpg)  
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Thanks Galadriel!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Now unleash your imagination on this one people: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.abcgallery.com/B/bosch/bosch56.jpg) In what Macbeth? There is no picture at all... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />    |  |  |  
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Strange ... I see the picture, also when you quote me. Anyone else have this problem? If so, I'll find another one, or another location.   
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I couldn't see it either.  But if you copy the URL of the picture and paste it in your Adress Bar, you'll be able to see it fine. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
 "They know not what they do..." which still reflects on us today.
 
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This better? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/carrying/carrying.jpg)  
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Amidst the ruckus of the cargo hull of a trade ship on its voyage along the eastern trade route an argument breaks out.
 "alright who passed gas?" "i beg your pardon, good sir i say your mistaken"
 
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