Belgian embassies around the world were attacked today by christian radicalists, who claimed that belgian game developer Larian Studios have put up caricatures of their god. Jeb Bush has put up a reward of 50 bars of gold to anyone who can kill the artist who has allegedly drawn the blasphemous cartoon.
George Bush, the US president, demands a public apology from the Belgian government & calls for patriotic americans to boycott belgian products. The Pope has yet to be reached for comments.
