Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) The Caption Contest!

Man where's Rembrandt when you need him, this guy really bosched the job!

Some great responses already <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

@ Macbeth
Lots better, thanks!

Jezus: "Wasn't this road suppoosed to be cleared for my crusade?"
Maria: "Come on son, you don't hear ME complaining!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Two guys in the upper left corner:
Right guy: Man! You're ugly!
Left guy (with beard): Yeah, I know, I had this terrible accident, I wasn't born like this.
Right guy again: You lucky bast*rd, I was! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

How on earth did they come up with the terms "[color:"orange"]Dark[/color] Ages" and "Mid[color:"orange"]evil[/color] times"? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Members of the bondage club, we have a maybe two intruders, find them!

You're welcome <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Great captions b.t.w. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!"

"It's enough carrying this cross, having that torn crown and heading towards agony without bearing this sight in addition! Better at least close my eyes... Too bad I don't have one more hand to pinch my nose too..."

Belgian embassies around the world were attacked today by christian radicalists, who claimed that belgian game developer Larian Studios have put up caricatures of their god. Jeb Bush has put up a reward of 50 bars of gold to anyone who can kill the artist who has allegedly drawn the blasphemous cartoon.

George Bush, the US president, demands a public apology from the Belgian government & calls for patriotic americans to boycott belgian products. The Pope has yet to be reached for comments.

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I'll announce the winner tomorrow. In the meantime: keep 'em coming!

That dude in the middle is sleepin' on the cross. No respect anymore, no respect, i tell ya!

hmm, the man with the hat looks familiar, but the others? never saw a single one of them.

Time to announce the winner. I must say there were several very funny lines, so I'll first give a couple of runner-ups:

Virgo's "alright who passed gas?" "i beg your pardon, good sir i say your mistaken"

Galadriel's "Jezus: "Wasn't this road suppoosed to be cleared for my crusade?"
Maria: "Come on son, you don't hear ME complaining!"

And Janggut's Christian Cartoons parody.

But this time, the [color:"yellow"]gold[/color] goes to:

[color:"yellow"]MeaCulpa[/color] with [color:"yellow"]"Man where's Rembrandt when you need him, this guy really bosched the job!"[/color]

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Great work people! Take it away Mea <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Well done Mea!!
allthough my favo was Janggut's parody <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

It's great too, but I really like it when someone answers with one strong sentence. But hey, that's just me.

Thanks Mac, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> well try this for breakfast <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Is that a banana in your ... Nah, still to subtle.

i wonder what happens with that guy if he asks for a 'banana-split'

Scatman Joe's new musicvideo "I wanawana beee a bananaboy banananananaboy!"