One of the first Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
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the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. * It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham