Short-sighted John was really content with the girl his friends had introduced to him after a convivial evening at the bar: supple curves, smooth, rubbery skin, and not a single complaint all night long. When they went out for a stroll next morning, however, the dark-haired beauty slipped and John found it inexplicably hard to help her up.
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