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Why did I have to get a monster truck?
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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"Bloody woman... too scared to change a tire..."  
 
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This thread is getting TYREsome!!  
 
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never ever let your fat wife ask you to change her car's wheel    
 
  
E pensando di lei Mi sopragiunse uno soave sonno Ego dominus tuus Vide cor tuum
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Well this seems mighty big for a prophylactic, ... even for me!  
 
 
Mea Culpa's Demesne
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Short-sighted John was really content with the girl his friends had introduced to him after a convivial evening at the bar: supple curves, smooth, rubbery skin, and not a single complaint all night long. When they went out for a stroll next morning, however, the dark-haired beauty slipped and John found it inexplicably hard to help her up.
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simple and clever! you win!   
 
  
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OK, Here is the next one: KOTOR meets Diablo II       
 
  
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Hey man, you're clothes are 'so' second millenium...  
 
  
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"Does it take you forever to take a piss too?"  
 
  
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After a Battle, do you use SuperGlue too ?   
 
 
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"... and this is the great-grandfather of C-3PO."   
 
  
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I just wish they would make plexiglass visors.   
 
  
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"Does it take you forever to take a piss too?"   The winner! Macbeth!   
 
  
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Thanks Cleg! New picture:     
 
  
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