Well it's been four days, so I'll announce the winner. A historical first in the Caption Contest: spick wins with two equaly hilarious captions!

[color:"yellow"]"Ah! I win!!...You blinked."[/color] and [color:"yellow"]"I think that bush needs a trim!"[/color]

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Take it away!

I am in blood
Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.