This isn't a caption, its too long, but I couldn't resist. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
"-Man, his hair smells nice.
-Uh, Doctor? Whats that thing on his face?
-John, do you mind? I'm a professional, you're a professional, shut up and let me work. *Sniff* Mmmm....
-... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> "
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