*snickers*
Oh, "hansolo" dear. You break my heart; I thought I was special to have your attention! (For the curious: he sent me a PM. You get three guesses as to the PM's content.)
Ahem. Seriously, this is... certainly an amusing addition to the board. If this kind of humor's your cup of tea, at any rate. Gods know, I can't even come up with clever, snarky and scathing remarks.