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I think you are pathetic.
What a topic even as a joke...
Can't find a girlfriend hmmmm? No need to slam any of us i think. We are not looking for guys to "sail on our yacht"
I hope the poor female who does think this is real has her life to come back with.

Carrie! Hello! Where have you been?



Okay, this is a direct insult towards the women here, a non sequitur argument and, in a nutshell, a stupid post.

But if you want, I could format your skull with an iron poker for 15$ per hour.

I'll do it for free! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Hey the Carrie! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Canada's finest! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

I wouldn't waste my time and stenght on a such puny excuse for a donkey.
He's a donkey, right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Hey, I have one question, Lews reporter for the Lews times. "What kind of [nocando] constest is this?"

@ janggut


I was not thinking about you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
I was talking about people i met in a french forum.

I don't know who is william hung.
Is he the boyfriend of Hillary Duff ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


@ hansolo



First : There are not a lot of girls and women in the Larian forum.
You can't expect a lot of answers to your contest.

Second : If you really want a "Larian girl" don't ask her to write 500 words.
Open a new Imprunner competition and the best score will win your heart.

Barta

PS : Hansolo, if you are the DeathKnight i will enter in the contest.
I love the DK soooooooooooo muuuuuuuccccccchhhhhhh

He is a living legend of America's latest greatest invention: American Idol <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />.
Famous for a trully unique approach to Ricky Martin's "She Bangs".

BTW, here's a curious review from Amazon.com:

you know you cant resist the luer of my yacht carrie, you are helpless to its powers. i know you can be chewbaccas date he hasnt been with a woman since your mom..wait actually, i think you may have finally found your dad! amazing this is even better now. i bet you always wondered why you had so much facial hair and big feet, haha just kidding you are disqualified though for calling me names. better luck next time

hello barta im not the death knight but we do have one thing in common. we both wield a very large sword and id be willing to soul forge with you any time

ok im gonna go sleep sweet dreams wenches

You know what, the clown's not even funny anymore. Now he's just nauseating.

That was actually sort of sick and I can't even think how you could post that about any lady, not to mention Barta.

Oookay, that goes directly to lynn's PM postbox.

awww.... come on now. can't i keep him as a pet? huh? huh? huh? *trying hard to look all cute & dovey* BLINK! *OMG! i've turned cute & dovey! wow!* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

after all, black & white 2 won't be out till i don't know when so i hope i can keep him as a pet till peter moleyneux releases the sequel.

i promise to give him a bath & share him with winterfox. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

How much bodily harm am I allowed to inflict on him?

just remember to have him neutered first.

& NO MARKS ON HIS SNOUT! any other place is alright by me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

hansolo, that last post was really unnecessary.

This reminds me of a story in the paper yesterday. Some Australian guy conviced people in Los Angeles that he was this hot, multi-million dollar man who got laid continuously, has cars, boats, etc. and sold, on eBay, tickets to the LA Lakers basketball game. He sold three tickets he didn't have at AU$78,000 each (over US$50,000). He used the money to fly to LA. He was arrested moments after landing after a tip off from the New South Wales police in Australia.

Should we point and laugh at the culprit, or the people he fooled? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

i think u're losing focus, winterfox. what about our pet, william 'i got a yacht' hung?

@ Lynn could this thread be closed please? I think it is starting to be insulting and the "swords" refered in here have nothing to do with RPGs.

Yes, with pleasure!
I could guess from the beginning that it would turn out like this... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />