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***climbing out of Viper, u don't want to know were*** hey look I'm outside again, now, let me crawl into jvb's stomach and get my toe. ***crunch*** hey its all dark, is this... oh, thnx JVB, I'll get my toe now. HEY Johnson!!! found an exit in the back of the cave. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

- someone help Viper, quick - he's feeling sick.
Kiya, very concerned

Too much junk food i think. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

poor lewis, he doesn't know that we dragons can spit fire <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

inhales deeply <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

hey, i'm in jvb's stomach, it must be Johnson, but if jvb gets sick, well... thats anotehr story...

You know Kiya we haven't brought out the tattoo kit in long time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> I think our two dinners might want to be 'labeled' before I freeze dry them, JVB fries them up and we all sit down to appetizer a la Lewis amd main course a la Johnson. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Nero, I think we might need your body guard skills to explain rules of behavior in a royal lair, hmm? No spamming, real jobs have to be excepted if you stay, no bad language - even [nocando] can't be done. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Please explain that if anyone is bad you will turn them over to our mistress of torture <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> (and I get to help <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> her if I'm around).

DQueene (in dragon form) flossing her very sharp teeth with an equally sharp claw. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

uh oh. i'm leaving. hey do ya' think I could get a job as a security guard instead??? what do ya' say??? how about, these are my terms

1. I get my toe back
2. I get my leg back
3. I'm let out of Jvb's stomach
4. 50 gold coins a day
5. a place to sleep
6. a note that says 'this food is poison, do not eat'.
7. someone human signs this.

what da' ya mean tatoo's??? does that mean I get a tatoo of a dragon on my arm, and it means I belong to you, like a guartd.


----------- sign here please. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

yummmm! I'm up for some chinese food and borscht, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> sounds yummy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

*barf*.. sorry people, I can't seem to keep bad food inside <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Oh, DQueene, if you wish - my dwarven assassin career is not going very well - did we already spend BG's generous fee for new tattoo instruments?
Kiya - twiddling her fingers and thinking up new 3D-sculptures.

Viper? Clean up your mess, please - you're contaminating my stuff - wouldn't want in infection on my new vic... errhm, customer.

what mess m'lady??

I wouldnt know either Viper. I thought i'd cleaned that up already??

she means the stuff that came out of you together with lews.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

yes Lews, clean yourself up will ya.... you're a mess <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

yeah....a real mess! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

and change Jhonson's diaper while yer at it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />




guartd.
----------- sign here please. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Lews didn't you know a battle hardened warrior earns more money? ie Loss of toe, etc.
No, no you value yourself too highly 50 Gold <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> How about you apply to Nero (my official Body Guard & the person in charge of all new hires)

Tattoos?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> Ah Kiya is our artist and does all new designs - you have to earn a good tattoo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> You do NOT get "Dragon" at all - nope not even - never, unless you straighten up your act here on Larian!

<whisper, whisper> Ask the other guys about the Kiya's sulfer and alum solution. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Beware <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> as in skull and crossbones. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Off to work. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

its what I hope I just got out of... soory Johnson, I have to go get my toe and search for my leg.

no, it has a tatoo of a snake wrapped around a poll.??? why, that mus belong to... oh, someonther guest.

and what's the poll for? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

OK I am ready for my tattoo. C'mon Kiya make it neat.

Rules Notice
Innapropriate behavior in the Lair will result in severe skull bashings and if you really screw up you get to meet Kiya's toy...we call it mr. thingy