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Kids need to feel needed. So get pissed every night then wander into their room at 2am in the morning. Slur "I love you" and then cry uncontrolably.

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If at first you succeed, try not to look too surprised.

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Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter-accusations.

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Kids need encourgement. Say good job and give them 5 books and some beer every once in a while.

If someone gives you a lousy job to do, then do a lousy Job !
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The London Underground is not a political movement.
Aristotle was not Belgian.
Buddhist philosophy is not every man for himself.

If someone can remain calm while all around is chaos, they obviously havent realised the seriousness of the situation.

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1. snap out of it! (said to someone with mental & emotional health issues) well try to say that to a cancer or AIDS or leukemia patient!

no, i wasn't being funny. just pointing out how stupid people can be in their sincerest effort to help. u know what they say about good intentions.

2. it's all in your mind / u're just imagining it. (also often said to someone with mental & emotional health issues)

again, can u say that to a cancer or AIDS or leukemia patient?

of course there are more useless 'free' advice but i don't want to torture my mind thinking about them.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

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Never do your best, then people will always underestimate you.

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If you think you're paranoid, you are'nt. Everyone really does hate you.

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If you have to make the choice between the lesser of two evils, pick the one you havent tried before

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Look for what you need in a romantic partner. Low standards.

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A page from cleglaws book:
Carl Marx grave is a communist plot!

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A new outfit saves time and nine stitches

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Never ask for help, poeple will think you are hopeless

Never help anyone, you got enough problems of your own.

If you get lost in thought, its probably new territory.

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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont

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IF you ever feel unsure of your sexuality, drop your pants.