A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.1 They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?".
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks
"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and
TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January,
one for February, one for March..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
