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#251975 29/06/04 09:38 AM
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I saw a picture of a grave, and here's what the epitaph read:



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Joe Bloggs


CONNECTION RESET
BY PEER


He came, he saw, he lagged out

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I haven't used his real name (don't want to upset anyone). Although it's a sad subject, the epitaph is 1st class!

I wonder what i'll have put on mine when the time comes...Perhaps my signature from the forum eh?



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xAcesx #251976 29/06/04 11:10 AM
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The best one I saw:

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Beloved Jim

He liked to make things work.


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Though those are made up, the best epitaphs I've seen were in Arcanum:
Owens Moore passed away, owning more than he could pay.

DEATHATTHEDOOR #251978 29/06/04 01:31 PM
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Well, if it's made-up, it shouldn't do any harm making a link <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Actually every grave in Sacred has a humorous epitaph; many are very funny. And then there is WC Fields famous epitaph--Better here than in Philadelphia.


The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
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Who's is the famous one that reads..."I told you i was ill", thats a cracker. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


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Well, if it's made-up, it shouldn't do any harm making a link <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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obviously faked


It's one of these days...
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Who's is the famous one that reads..."I told you i was ill", thats a cracker. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Mmmmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> Is It Sir Spike Milligan's??


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"Since I am so quickly done for
I wonder what I was begun for",

On an infant three months old

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Sorry Plowking but i don't like that one at all. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />(Personal experiance) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />


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spick #251985 30/06/04 09:06 PM
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Same, though not personal. But don't like it.



I don't know what I will put on mine.

Maybe, people called him Lews. I don't really care right now.



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"Since I am so quickly done for
I wonder what I was begun for",

On an infant three months old


I like it. Very philosophical meaning and actually could apply to everyone, including 100 years old people. What is 100 years for a philosopher?

Isn't it a bit early, Lews?

DEATHATTHEDOOR #251987 30/06/04 09:25 PM
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Live life like its the last day <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />




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You mean cry "Death!!!" each time you see a shadow?

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No, no! Each time you see a shadow say "Hallo, time yet?"



DEATHATTHEDOOR #251990 30/06/04 11:29 PM
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Though those are made up, the best epitaphs I've seen were in Arcanum:
Owens Moore passed away, owning more than he could pay.

Do you mean Arcanum's or ours were made up? Mine came from Point Lonsdale cemetary. They're interesting places to wander through sometimes.

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Do you mean Arcanum's or ours were made up? Mine came from Point Lonsdale cemetary. They're interesting places to wander through sometimes.


I meant that Arcanum's are.

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this is by far the best epitaph i've ever seen:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/grave.asp


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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> @ faile that was really good!


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you can have my everything...

LUCRETIA #251994 01/07/04 07:10 AM
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HEHE, nice start of the day... thnx faile


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